Spoke Magazine

Hey Mate – Magpies

Posted by pieter on Monday October 14 2013

magpie laughing

“Hey Mate, I’m sick of those damn Magpies swooping me every time I ride past. That’s why I’ve attached these zip ties to my helmet, that should stop them when I’m not looking!”

“Hey Mate, the zip ties didn’t work! Those DAMN Magpies are still swooping me! It’s like the zip ties aren’t even there. Plus I saw myself in a reflection on a building; goodness I look retarded, why didn’t anyone tell me?”

Magpie next year

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