The Question: How Do You Crash?

Some muppet falls into a hole at walking pace, Ti Iringa track.

Crashing is inevitable in mountain biking, and the harder you try not to crash, the more likely you are to. Thinking about consequences before they happen is a major contributor to eating dirt, and for most of us we'll have a particular pet cause of a biff, be it slow, rocky/rooty technical sections, or flat-out and loose trails where increasing speed can sometimes get out of hand.

A riding friend posed The Question to me recently after her latest in a series of low-speed tumbles... do you tend to crash in a certain way, at low speed or when the velocity gets to warp levels? 

Regale us with your tales below...